A Little Bit of Bingo Humor

Although Online Bingo Gaming is a serious matter, we thought that it would nice that our bingo players took a moment off, and enjoy some pure Bingo humor. Here at www.bingosprings.com , we believe that humor is an important part of online gaming. So, no matter if you win or lose, take it easy and laugh!!!

The Ten Commandments of Bingo

Thou shalt not sit in thy neighbor's lucky seat.
Thou shalt not stare at thy neighbor's card.
Thou shalt not take the Callers name in vain.
Thou shalt not call false "Bingo".
Thou shalt not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.
Thou shalt not threaten to kill the "Caller".
Thou shalt not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
Thou shalt not brag about how much thou hast won.
Thou shalt not whine about how much thou hast lost.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's winnings.

The Bingo Barn

How do you get two-hundred cows in a barn?
Hang up a bingo sign!
 
A Winning Bingo Card

One guy was married to an attractive wife who always wanted new jewelry, clothes and all kinds of goods. Unfortunately, the guy wasn't as wealthy as he wished.
One day the Mrs. Came home, a diamond necklace on her neck.
"Where did you get it from?" asked the guy
"I won it at bingo", she replied.
The next night the lady came home wearing a mink coat.
"Where did you get it from?" asked the guy
"I won it at bingo", she replied.
On the next night, the wife came home with a Mercedes Benz.
"Where did you get it from?" asked the guy
"Oh, stop it!!" she said, "Stop asking where I get my new things from! I already told you I won it at bingo! Now go upstairs and set my bath for me!"
A short while later, as the wife came up the stairs to bathe, she found only a small amount of water in the bath-tub.
"Why is there so little water in the tub?" the wife asked her husband, and he replied:
"I didn't want to wet your bingo card".
 
Personal Bingo Assistant

Dick and Will were playing Bingo.
Dick kept looking over Will's shoulder saying, you've got that number, mark it off, you've got that number, mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time, Will got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own sheet?"
Dick replied "I can't it's full"